"I want to introduce to my good friend from Australia, he won the Melbourne Cup.”

"....more importantly they got Jenni on the block, on song for free, and absolutely smoking! Talk about “Drop It Like It’s Hot!”

Callow’s wife Renee revealed that Noel was on “serious medication” and was mentally unfit to attend any inquiries after attempting suicide “multiple times.”

"He knew nothing about horses, he couldn’t even pick up the shit, but he really wanted to learn. He could run the place today. He’s such a beautiful person."

Father Martin Dixon, urging the Mordialloc congregation, sensing a few racing nuts, asked if they would take odds-on Frank was already in heaven. There was nothing from Betfair for the lay.

A ruling by the Racing Victoria Board highlights the challenge former trainer Darren Weir will face to return to the sport.

He existed on a cup of tea and hope"!

The remarkable story of Australia's most unlikely winner at Royal Ascot. Queensland stock agent Shane Stafford and his 33-1 shot Cercene.

‘In racing a lot of things are hidden,’ he was quoted. ‘The real truth never surfaces. It is like a secret society. There is an unwritten rule."

"I've been to hell and back"

Or maybe just one of those “you had to be there” moments, if it can happen. And only she is the type of racehorses that can deliver one.

"I'm very lucky to be alive, that's what I do know."

As in all legal matters it seems who can produce the knockout, or t least, the most relevant approach.

Weir’s appeal says the original penalty was “altogether excessive and out of proportion" and that the “tribunal fell into jurisdictional error”.

“Wouldn’t get hot on a stove,” Cameron would observe of a possible adversary, one that might have been seen to be “bunging on a bit of side,” he’d have suggested.

“It was billed as the ultimate clash of the heavyweights, the horsey version of Ali v Frazier”.

He described it as “we didn’t bring her back to….” well I can't use the exact quote, but it had something to with spiders.

"she’s a racehorse, she loves to race, I wouldn’t be doing it if we weren’t 100 percent convinced, she was ready to do it”

It was hardly weather for a Pinot Noir. Or was it? We are talking Mike Moroney here. Sure, it was mid 30’s in the Flemington mounting...

“100 percent, I’ve got a few spare spots!" (for a Tom Kitten tattoo)